My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
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