How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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