Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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