I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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