i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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