I CAN MOONWALK!
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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