I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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