weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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