I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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