Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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