yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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