Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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