How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Randomize
