My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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