I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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