Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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