The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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