We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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