well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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