So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
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