NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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