question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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