I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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