It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Randomize
