Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
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