i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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