I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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