There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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