I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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