We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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