I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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