If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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