do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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