i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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