you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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