their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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