come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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