It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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