He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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