Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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