We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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