Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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