Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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