i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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