HIV tests are more positive than that guy
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
