Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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