Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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