you guys were way drunker than both of me
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
We were destined to go to rehab together
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
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