Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
its liver damage thursday
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