called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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