I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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